Norristown LobStars

Norristown is city in south east Pennsylvania - birthplace of world famous porn star Adrianna Chechik!!!! Lobsters are a spirit animal. The embodiment of a tight knit group. Together forever (well, until they meet the pot). The Lob is obviously (duh) a reference to that they are a softball team - No overarm pitching on their watch - a sport underpinning American sport history for the proleteriat. And they don’t tolerate crabs, in any of their forms, nor do they tolerate any limp shrimps either.